Just here in my head
sleep-till-may:

My anaconda don’t

sleep-till-may:

My anaconda don’t

manysidesofmyself:

excusemybrain:

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

and still no Oscar

breakinq:

following back tons

breakinq:

following back tons

fatgirlopinions:

men love “fat asses” and big titties but act like those things commonly exist naturally on thin women and they “don’t count” when accompanied by a jiggly belly and thick thighs
lol ok

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

rigginsrigs:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

breakinq:

following back heaps♡

breakinq:

following back heaps♡

myramylove:

I don’t think I can do any of these.

I hope you fall in love
 with someone who always texts back and never lets 
you fall asleep thinking you’re
 unwanted.
(via sexual-feelings)